With so many new porn networks flooding the WiFi airwaves these days, it can be difficult to determine which, if any, are worth your time. Reel Pass, with its 32 websites and hundreds of extremely hot models appearing in over 6,000 scenes, certainly makes a strong vie your attention. Promising DRM-free movies in the “highest quality full screen format” and daily updates, this seems like one network that just might be worth your time and money. What possible causes, if any, could a network with such a luminous tour page and such promising promises posit that might let us, the eager home viewers, down? Saddle up your ponies, men, and let’s find out!

Once known solely for its magazine publication, Penthouse is now an internationally recognized adult entertainment behemoth whose fingers are in every conceivable media and production pie. With its self-titled website, Penthouse, the company founded by the late Bob Guccione is now much more of an online powerhouse than ever before. Hosting a huge archive of exclusive productions in High Definition video formats and starring some of the preeminent pornographic actors and actresses of our time, this is one website you couldn’t possibly hide under your bed, no matter how hard you try.

Crossing the vast expanses of the Internet in search of porn that excites your deepest, darkest desires, you land upon a site called you’ve never seen before. You see a woman’s face. Her eyes are closed tightly as if praying intently for salvation. Her teeth are pressed against what appears to be a horse’s bit and a string of saliva hangs from her upper lip. There’s a choke collar around her neck with metal loops for fastening. Her tussled red hair hangs down her forehead. Welcome to Wasteland. Calling itself the “oldest and largest BDSM and fetish website on the ‘net” and promising to update daily, Wasteland slowly starts to seem like a haven for folks like you, folks whose desires stretch further from the commonly accepted sexual norms and into potentially dangerous territory. This is not a website for the faint of heart.

Torrid: (adj) a) parched with heat especially of the sun; b) giving off intense heat; scorching. If that doesn’t offer up a tantalizing indication of what the erotic photography held inside Torrid Art presents, you better grab a thesaurus. Hosting an exclusive collection of high-quality sensual and suggestive softcore photo galleries by renowned lensman Ryder Aedan Perry, Torrid Art promises to deliver the most alluring models from around the globe in relaxed and refined poses that do more than show off their immaculate bodies and beautiful faces.

Refined, subtle eroticism generally doesn’t go down too well with a crowd more inclined to watch a hardcore assfucking scene, but Mystique Magazine hopes to convert mildly interested visitors into repeat members with some of the softest solo softcore erotica you’ve ever seen. Not just a tease site or a cheap Playboy imitation, Mystique Magazine offers a large exclusive archive of photo galleries and videos starring beautiful women in various states of undress, never taking the easy, explicit route and instead sticking to a sensual, suggestive style that focuses on imagination and pure feminine beauty. It might not fill your every pornographic need, but Mystique Magazine is a great start to any sexual fantasy.

San Francisco is known as a fairly sexually progressive city, at least when compared to the rest of the United States. From the annual Gay Pride celebrations and Folsom St. Fair to the long history of a more sexually accepting society for homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. Even San Francisco has some deep, dark secrets, though, and one in particular presents a side of human sexuality rarely seen, even in porn. The Upper Floor (the name refers to the shooting location on the top floor of the San Francisco Armory) hosts regular kink parties, acts as a haven for those seeking sexual domination and humiliation, and creates pornographic content that is ground-breaking, genuinely risque, and brutally honest, all within the cosy confines of a 190,000 Sq Ft Moorish fortress. Sound like something you’re interested in? There’s no secret handshake or password, just sign up and head inside if you dare.

Buying sexy lingerie for your ladyfriend: a surefire way to a great ‘thank you’ blowjob or a one-way ticket to Creepy St., Lonelyville? Whatever the case may be, if you’ve never bought a lacy ensemble for your girl and need some pointers, Art Lingerie can help! Recognizing that men the world over adore the sight of a beautiful women decked out in the finest undergarments, Art Lingerie has dedicated itself to bringing its members high quality photographic and video content that allows you to “feast your senses on a sweet buffet of gorgeous nude beauties from around the world.” Now, if that doesn’t sound like a pseudo-sophisticated way to get yourself off, I don’t know what does.

Simon Scans might have a curiously masculine name, but inside everything simply drips with liquid femininity. From the first time you set eyes on one of the gorgeous British models to that moment when you quickly squirt out another load before your first months’ membership unfortunately expires, you’ll be rapt in the great softcore/hardcore mixture here at Simon Scans. For every reserved or demure hottie there’s another one waiting to show you how she can DP herself with her favorite, thickest dildo and yet another who wants to show off her new girlfriend. Whoever this Simon guy is, we owe him our heartfelt thanks for bringing all this deliciously decadent photo and video material to the world!

We may not know what the MPL in MPL Studios stands for, but even the most cursory look at the sites tour pages tell us that waiting inside for paying members is a veritable cornucopia of gorgeous young Russian women posing indoors and out in various states of undress. They’re slim and sexy and flirtatious and fun, but they can also be quite refined and sophisticated, just like the high-quality photo and video content presented here. It can be difficult to choose between the dozens upon dozens of European erotica sites currently flooding the adult arenas of the Internet, so why not consider MPL Studios?

Kelly Madison’s life seems to revolve around the number two. Her two websites, Kelly Madison and Porn Fidelity, focus on her two amazing all-natural 34FF breasts, her lovers and husband, and those incredible instances when she brings home a woman so her husband Ryan can fuck two women while she gets to play with two hot bodies. There’s more to Kelly Madison than just her great tits and enormous sexual appetite, though, and where better to find out every sordid detail of her flamboyant sex life than on her self-titled website. Having been online now for just over ten years, this site acts as Kelly’s home-base and is easily the best place to visit to ogle her rack, watch her suck dick and eat pussy, and see her marvelous body move around as Ryan, surely one of porns luckiest husbands, pounds away in her pussy, giving us a view of sex usually reserved for those most blessed and lusty of marriages.